bluefloralA women’s trend for 2010 is bike shorts according to reliable sources. For men it never really caught on despite Mr. Motivator championing the garment for the best part of two decades. However if you change your mind check out the beauties above available here. You may also need to aquire the below depending on personal preference.

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dirty-stop-out-kit

For the slag who likes to be prepared. All you need in this ‘devilishly black’ case when you want to score some randomer in his own back yard. Mints, refreshing wipe, shampoo, shower gel, tooth brush and paste, make-up remover, nail file, cotton buds and pads, moisturiser, condoms and energy slabs. Available from Prezzies for Princesses

rihanna-tattoo

Pictures of Rihannas new piece have been doing the rounds in all the girly mags. She got a gangsta gun tattoo done last Thursday and apparently got inspiration from a gun necklace she was wearing that day. The tattoo artists name was BangBang (Christ almighty). So a fondness of shooters after getting knocked about by your fella, coincidence? Be scared Mr. Brown, very scared.

mojo-hands-upSo since guns are in (were they ever not?), I saw this cool ‘hands up’ bag from mojo for the wannabe gun totin’ gangsta molls out there. Westside.

azumi-david

Azumi & David are flogging these rolls of ‘body tape’ that you can use to accessorize with for about €13. Imagine…you lost your watch or bracelet when you were rubber last night but it doesn’t matter because you have a whole roll of them!  If the rolls were thicker and softer on the rear I know exactly what I’d do with it. As for the stick-on sunglasses? Pointless, not novel, kack and probably don’t even have a UV filter. Tsk. 

Via  the.Life Files


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Diggin these glasses from Donkey Products and these whopper burger rings from Q-POT.

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off-the-chain

We like this from Yokoo.

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I read Lil from OffShoots post about her homemade LEGO accessories for the toybox themed TAC (tonights theme is animal rave) a while back and then I saw THIS! Like the whole hat idea but I ain’t  lovin’ that photo, it  just doesn’t look right with that model but saying that who could pull off a massive lego cap apart from the obvious LEGO man?

Image via avant-garde fashion photography.

lambo-pumps

I’ve seen these Lamborghini Pumps on a few blogs and I thought I’d have to share them with our lady readers. Although a well executed and thought out design by illustrator Tim Cooper, the likelyhood of this being on shelves is pretty much diddly squat.

adidas-watermelon 

But these are are in supply! Call the cops! Part of the new SS09 Adidas collection, watermelon inspired this design and just looking at them make me feel like Summer is just around the block. €130 from colette.

nintendo-belt-buckle

We like this. You could say it presses our buttons but we won’t because I’m getting into the durty habit of using naff puns. Officially licenced by Nintendo and a bargain at about 16 yoyos. Available from a few places (also in pink for the Princess Toadstool gals) but 80stees.com have em’ ready to go.

fire-limo

When I was at the Bodies exhibition a couple weeks back a fire engine whizzed past with a load of howiyaz inside screaming out the window and I just thought, “What a great idea, why have our brave firefighters risk life and limb when you can use the dregs of society instead”. I pondered over my imaginary tramp fire brigade. The uniforms would be from Penneys with “red hot” printed on the arse of the tracksuit bottoms and I’m sure they’d enjoy sliding down the fireman pole as they’re used to being up it 9  months the year. But this lurid fantasy was not to be, twas the Fire Limo. It featured in some of the papers yesterday and its basically a clapped out  pimped out fire engine used for hen dos, kids parties, debs, etc… It has  sound and lighting, TV screens and a fully uniformed crew. Take a look… Fire Limo.