Not as macho as Samuel L’s BAD MOTHER FUCKER wallet but at 3.50 on eBay how could I not.


Ever see the beads that they sell in IKEA, you make a pattern and iron it together so they’ll stick. Check this bad mothereffin piece that someone made form said beads.


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I can post photos again! Big yay! It took me a couple weeks to figure out this technical fail. On to the job at hand, it looks like they found a good use for Mary Harneys rags. Available for the princely sum of $40 over at Etsy.

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Kanye is famed in the hip-hop world for his blinged out Jesus head pieces that he designs himself when he’s not to busy being “creative”. The great news, you can have your very own for a fraction of the price and made out of wood! Wear your religion proud and less loud here.

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Lot’s of people coming indoors rubbing their hands saying “Jesus it’s fucking freezing”. This will help keep you warm, a Russian Army hat, less than a fiver going on eBay.

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A watch that reminds you exactly what you should be doing with your bright sunshiney day. The inner ring represents the PM while the outer represents the lovely mornings. A dole version of the watch is set to drop with sleep taking up 14 hours and weed smoking, The Afternoon Show, Judge Judy and munchies taking up the remaining 10. Available from Mr. Jones @ 129 yuros.

Yes Auntie Gok, the instigator of women that rush to Hickeys to buy buttons, clips and strings to attach to their high street outfits is coming over soon to judge the Specsavers Specky Wearer of the year competition. The search is on for both ladies and gents and the entrant oozing the most ’specs appeal’ will win a contact to blue steel it with Assets modelling agency and a trip to Thailand. Enter here and join the facebook group. I’ll leave you with yer Wan’s advice on how to choose the ideal specs so you don’t look like that football head Harry Potter.

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This Ultimate Bad Boy Bag from Pop De Luxe

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This t-shirt from Lazy Oaf, that I found via OffShoot and will most definitely be buying once I get paid.

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This White G Shock I found on Ebay to alternate with my red one.

 

World Peace.

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Firstly I’d like to thank Smyths for their cheap LEGO, Bostik for helping me hold it together and of course 80’s nostalgia for without whom none of this would have been possible. I even found time to make a Pac Man ghost buckle by the name of Blinky for a friend.