Nothings ever gonna bring you down.

I intended of posting up the mural of mammary that resided outside the Bernard Shaw in Dublin which brightened up my mornings the past couple of weeks on my way to work. However some fun killing feminists (probably lezzers) decided to ruin it for everyone by spraying over it and scrawling “You can be funny without being sexist” or some  shite to that effect. Well I considered the ‘Honk if you like boobs’ piece a celebration of the almighty chesticles and am saddened by it’s absence.

As seen on Lazer Tits

Via Fred Flare for $10

If you haven’t messed around on chatroulette yet then here’s the 411. It’s a sanctuary for the passers by, perverts and horny teenagers. Simply activate your webcam and chat to a wealth of randomers with the option to escape/move onto the next one at anytime. If you can get past the awkwardness of seeing a dude with his pants down you might land a different type of exhibitionist like Merton and not be disgusted, possibly entertained.

I’m moving into a new pad soon. I can’t budget for shit. Instead of downloading amusing apps on my iPhone like Penguin Poke, Monkey Shake and iFarted (all recommended), I decided to look for something that could aid my financial woes. I found iXpenseIt (the free lite version) which  simplifies daily expense tracking and monthly budgeting. You can take photos of receipts so when you look at your statement you know what all the succession of ‘ATM Allied Irish -  50.00′ are for instead of just putting it all down to booze and hookers petrol.


Someone from the “Leprechaun Museum” called me in work. “Oooooh right” I said, “I’ve been there LOADS of times (are you taking the piss?)”. They weren’t, it’s in fact open to the public and while you won’t see any midgets draped in Carrolls finest you can “experience what it’s like to live in a leprechaun-sized world and journey to the end of the rainbow to see if the elusive crock of gold really exists.” So they’ve made some pieces of giant furniture. I’ll report back when I go next week. Tickets available here.


He may be a piss head but fair dues to Mr. Mc Gowan for putting it together. The cover of ‘I Put A Spell On You’ is available for download with all proceeds going to Concern in aid of the people of Haiti. Worth it for the mean guitar solo from Johny Depp.


Elton John V.S The Buggles =

Went to the screening tonight, sat down and expected to be blown away however something was lacking amidst the impressive visuals and jovial characters. Well worth a watch but not the Tim Burton classic I had anticipated along with everyone else. It’s out tommorow nationwide. Much thanks to Barry’s Tea who laid out a fantastical Mad Hatters Tea Party and kept the pots pouring.

Check/Tartan shirts. What else can you do to them to make them exciting. Whip shit loads of gold studs on them of course. Lame by Givenchy.

Hailing from the Cork/Kerry region of Ireland this family outfit has garnered a somewhat loyal cult following most notably among the gay community which resulted in a tribute to the rising rural superstars by Panti and co. They’ve already had a write up in the Irish Times and Matt Cooper was pitching them for Eurovision on Today Fm earlier. China, the U.S and other territories have been sniffing around the talented Burke family but lets hope they ditch the bright lights of Beijing and bring Ireland back the illusive Eurovision title we so desperately crave.